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"And this light here lets you know when the camera is obsolete."
"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."
A Blackberry tombstone
"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."
"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."
"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"
Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"
"Relax, I've come for your software."
"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."
"The interview went pretty well but they didn't seem terribly impressed with my mimeograph experience."