"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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Information: You are a tourist.
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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Police Lineup Escape
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
"I can tell you're upset."
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"They suspect foul play."
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"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"
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"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
Tags:ocean, oceans, ahab, captain ahab, moby dick, melville, herman melville, white whale, white whales, nemesis, nemeses, arch nemesis, arch nemeses, enemy, enemies, rival, rivals, arch rival, arch rivals, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, search, searches, searching, missing person, missing people, find, finds, finding, advice, obvious
"I should've never eaten that box lunch."
"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."
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"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."
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"This is why you read the instructions."
Tags:instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignores
"I just wonder if yet another pincer movement might be just what they are expecting."
Tags:pincer, pincers, pincer movement, pincer movements, maneuver, maneuvers, military maneuver, military maneuvers, military general, military generals, crab, crabs, tactic, tactics, tactical, expecting, obvious, obvious choice, obvious choices, lobster, lobsters, predictable, catch off-guard, catches off-guard, unpredictable, strategy, strategies, strategizing, manoeuvre, manoeuvres
"You aren't getting enough clothing."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, clothes, clothing, under dressed, under-dressed, prescribe, prescribes, prescription, patient, patients, medicine, medical, unusual, obvious, obviously, non medical, disease, diseases, diseased, treatment, treatments, socially conservative, conservative, diagnostic, diagnostics
"What do you mean you 'know someone's been here'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, knife, knives, knife-throwing, knife-thrower, knife-throwers, knife throwing, knife thrower, knife throwers, outline, outlines, wall, walls, dagger, daggers, stuck, obvious, evidence, proof, trick, tricks, circus, performer, performers, magic, magician, magicians
"Hey! Elbows off the table."
Tags:manner, manners, sarcasm, obvious, obviously, discipline, polite, politeness, no phones at the table, ignore, ignored, kid, kids, child, ignorance, parenting, parent, parents, parental, modern, modern life, social, social media, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, app, apps, phone, phones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phones