Information: You are a tourist.
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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"This is why you read the instructions."
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"You aren't getting enough clothing."
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"Hey! Elbows off the table."
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"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."
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"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"
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"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”
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