Occult Cartoons

"What a pity the season had to end like this!"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

"You will have a nice day."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You like people and people respond to that."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."