"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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Mild in the Streets
"Under 'Occupation' I usually just put 'Roam the earth.' "
When in Rome...
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"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."
"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."
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"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."
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A clean Earth is an Earth worth invading.
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"Oh, I've been a rich man, a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, a doctor, a lawyer and now I'd like to try my hand at heading a native-American tribal organization."
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