"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
Tags:phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life-boats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, office
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
"I guess this is me."
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Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
School Trip To The Beach
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"It lets me be me."
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"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
Tags:ocean, ocean sound, ocean sounds, white noise, white noise machine, white noise machines, relaxing, relaxing, soothe, soothes, soothing, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, generation gap, generation gaps, generation z, grandson, grandsons, grandchild, grandfather, grandfathers, father, fathers, son, sons
"You call this a knot?"
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"Right here is good."
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Tags:shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics
Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab
"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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"Always the last place you look."
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Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.
"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."
Tags:isolation, isolationism, isolate, isolated, maroon, marooned, literal, literality, politics, political theory, government, govermental, anti-government, antigovernment, anti government, desert, deserted, desert island, experiments, radical, radicals, political theory, limited government, experimentation, experimental, lost at sea, lost, castaway, ocean, sea, oceans, seas, demonstrative, demonstrate
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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