"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
School Trip To The Beach
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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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Tags:shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics
Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab
"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.
"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."
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"Always the last place you look."
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Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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The Lemmings of Montauk
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"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."
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The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head
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"The sounds of the sea come to you through the courtesy of the Clamshell Alliance."
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Desert Island Game
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"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
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"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."