"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
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"You do like octopus?"
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"Intimidating, isn't it?"
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"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
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Octopus Shadow Puppets
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
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What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."
"You're tough to shop for."
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"I think something's wrong with the baby, dear!"
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
"Looks like this fellow you came across could be bigger than we thought!"
"So much for that vintage!"
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
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"Don't let it get away!"
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A Chef Never Rests
"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"
"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."
"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."
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