"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
Tags:couple, couples, partner, partners, marriage, married, marries, marry, dating, therapy, therapies, counselling, couples therapy, couples counselling, individual, individuals, individualised, personal, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counsellor, counsellors, argue, argument, separate, separated, together, unusual, odd, different, relationship, relationships
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
"How's my praying?"
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
Parts of a Bagpipe
Tags:bagpipe, instrument, instruments, exotic instruments, exotic instrument, musical, music, musicians, musical instruments, wind, woodwind, wind instrument, bag and stick, reed, reed instrument, reed instruments, squeak, squeaks, squeaking, squeaker, mouthpiece, irritate, irritating, irritation, annoy, annoyed, annoying, annoys, odd, region, regional, scotland, scottish, scottish culture, culture, scottish instruments, traditional, tradition, label, labelled, word play, play on words
"What's it all about, Alfie?"
Tags:recline, reclined, recliner, recliners, reclining, reclining chair, recliner chair, chair, chairs, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, seat, seats, family, families, family time, modern, modern life, innovation, nuclear family, modern family, furniture, furnitures, impulse buy, impulse buys, tech, technology, trend, trends, trendy, must-have, must have, must-haves, must haves, gadget, gadgets, relax, relaxing, relaxation, odd
"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, business person, business people, writer, writers, poem, poet, poets, poetry, verse, stanza, rhyme, rhymes, author, authors, invest, investing, investment, investors, investor, angel investor, venture capital, venture capitalist, venture capitalists, share, shares, stock, stocks, bank, banks, bankers, banker, odd, shareholder, shareholders
"You go ahead. Last time I did that, I was hoarse for a week."
Tags:wolves, wolf, howl, howling, howled, howls, moon, full moon, coyote, coyotes, american, region, regions, regional, ill, illness, hoarse, sore, sore throat, ent, ear nose and throat, ears nose and throat, uncharacteristic, unusual, strange, odd, talking, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, wolfdog
"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
Tags:bath, bathe, bathing, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxation, relaxes, rubber, rubber duck, bath duck, toy duck, literal, visual gag, nest, nests, nesting, egg, eggs, safe, safety, head, nested, laying eggs, lay eggs, laid eggs, weeknight, unwind, unwinding, strange image, odd, oddly, hygiene, personal hygiene, pamper, pampered, pampering, self care, self-care
A man walking down the street notices water leaking out from under a door, and then sees a boat on the water on the horizon through the display window.
Tags:plumbing, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, plumbing issue, plumbing issues, leak, leaks, leaking, flood, floods, flooding, puddle, puddles, boat, boats, ship, ships, ocean, sea, water, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, store, stores, shop, shops, strange, unusual, odd
Shoppers of Mystery.
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
"Are you pretty good with your fists?"
Tags:fighting, fights, fight, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, fist, fists, fisticuffs, punch, punches, punching, violent, violence, travel bureau, travel bureaus, travel agent, travel agent, travel agents, travelling, travel, travels, travel agency, unusual, alternative, odd, dangerous, danger, dangers, good with fists, good with their fists
"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
Tags:funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing
"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, animal behavior, animal behaviors, animal behaviour, animal behaviours, nature, natural, natural behavior, natural behaviors, natural behaviour, natural behaviours, park, parks, reading, reading a book, book, books, literature, literacy, season, seasons, seasonal, time of year, unusual, strange, odd, weird, behavior, behaviors, behaviours, behaviours, behaving
"Why can't we be normal Siamese twins like everybody else?"