"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
Tags:baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, family, families, parent, parents, political
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
Tags:animal, animals, animal lover, painting, cave paintings, cave painting, cave drawing, cave drawings, animal rights, endangered, protection, protections, spear hunting, sensitive, sensitives, disturbing, overly sensitive, hypersensitiveness, oversensitive, deer, deers, offended, offense, prehistory
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakfast, morning, mornings, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, dreamt, voice-over, voice-overs, voiceover, voiceovers, narrator, narrators, narration, film, films, movie, movies, entertainment, offended, angry, glaring, upset
"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
Tags:offensive, offend, offended, offending, offends, ship, ships, boat, boats, pirate ship, pirateship, pirate ships, pirateships, sailing, sails, high seas, pc, politically correct, skull and crossbones, skull & crossbones, jolly roger, jolly rogers, politics, modern attitude, olden days, history, combination, attitudes, symbol, symbolism, privateer, buccaneer, privateers, buccaneers
"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretension, takes all kinds, business jargon, business talk, business speak, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, jargon, insulted, offended, take offence, taking offence, comeback, comebacks, come back, come backs, snapback, snapbacks, snap back, snap backs
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, comedian, comedians, audience, tough crowd, tough crowds, crowd, crowds, audiences, rough gig, rough gigs, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, king, kings, court jester, court jesters, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, organized crime, criminal, criminals, organised crime, comedy, offended, take offense, taking offense, take offence, taking offence
Tags:atm, atms, automatic teller machine, automatic teller machines, disposable income, personal wealth, rich, wealth, wealth, rich people, rich person, wealth gap, wealth divide, unimpressed, offend, offended, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, consumerism, capitalism, consumerist, cash machine, cash machines, cash point, cash points, cashpoint, cashpoints, personal wealth
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late
"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, nice guy, nice guys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorney, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, angel, angels, offended, offend, defend, defensive, defensiveness
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, jokes, telling jokes, knock knock joke, knock knock jokes, overreact, overreacting, overreactions, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, offended, offend, take offence, taking offence, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary school, growing up
"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
Tags:political correctness, politically correct, pc, p.c., offend, offended, taking offence, outrage, outrages, outraged, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, offensive, political correctness gone mad, hyper political correctness, sjw, sjws, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation-z, gen z, gen-z, kid, kids, child, childhood
"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, married couple, married couples, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, after death, death, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, will, wills, last will and testament, cremation, ashes, offended, angry, hurt, upset, unloved
"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
Tags:boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, offend, offended, offending, take offence, taking offence, bad manager, bad manager, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, backpedal, backpedaling, excuse, excuses, rationalise, rationalising, rationalize, rationalizing, reason, reasoning
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, over-sensitivity, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
Tags:vegan, vegans, veganism, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artistic taste, artistic tastes, artwork, artworks, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat eater, meat eaters, meateater, meateaters, meat-eater, meat-eaters, offensive, offended, snowflake, snowflakes, offence, taking offence, offended sensibilities
"Ugh, there's just too much toxic masculinity these days."
"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
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Single and Offended
"Hey, ... I am a 'jack-booted thug' and even I was offended."
"Hey, ... I am a 'jack-booted thug' and even I was offended."