"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
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A football team lines up under a guillotine.
"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
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Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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"How much ground do you want to stand?"
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"Come see who's buried next to your dad."
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