The Perfect Holiday Card
"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
"What's not disgusting?"
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"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
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"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."
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"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."
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"Sorry, I don't tip. I find it degrading."
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"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"
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"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."
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"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
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"Who ever told you you could sing?"
A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"
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"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."
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"Come see who's buried next to your dad."
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"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."
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Bingham for District 3 - A loathing for ethnic and gender-based humor,
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"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
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"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
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"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "
"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
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"No offense, but I don't need any new friends."