Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing
"So make me an offer."
Tags:turtle, turtles, salamander, salamanders, lizard, lizards, homeowner, homeowners, home buyer, home buyers, home, homes, hunt, hunts, hunting, house, houses, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, shell, shells, exposed, feeling exposed, offer, offers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, price, prices, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, real estate agent, real estate agents
"You've been with us a long time, Winnie, and we're prepared to offer you a generous severance package."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, firing, hr, h.r., human resources, offer, offering, generous, severance, package, packages, redundant, redundancy, laid-off, unemployment, money, business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, modern life
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
Tags:discount, discounts, offer, offers, booking, bookings, booking online, booking offer, booking offers, scam, scams, internet scam, internet scams, oblivious, obliviousness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacationing, plan ahead, planning ahead, false economy, travelling, inconvenience, inconvenient, booking site, booking sites, bad offer, bad offers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"
Tags:offer, offers, friendly, friends, date, dating, dates, proposition, ask out, asking out, woman, man, relationship, relationships, business, business term, business terminology, term, terminology, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, jargon, jargons, merger, mergers, language, business merger, romance, romantic
"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
Mail-Order Yard Sale
One Stop Massage and Portrait
Tags:massage, massages, masseur, masseurs, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, two in one, two-in-one, car wash, car washes, offer, offers, bargain, bargains, two for one, two-for-one, deal, deals, bad deal, bad deals, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, stress, stressful, pointless, pointlessness, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends
"4 eggs, no discernable style."
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, louisiana, louisiana purchase, thomas jefferson, jefferson, american history, history, historian, historians, historians, americanist, americanists, bargain, bargains, offer, offers, asking price, asking prices, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, founding fathers, home buyer, home buyers
"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."
Tags:amenable, offer, offers, facial expression, facial expressions, frown, frowns, frowning, negotiation, negotiations, business negotiation, business negotiations, expression, expressions, breakthrough, breakthroughs, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, upper management, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, smile, smiles, happy, happiness, grump, grumps, grumpy
"Three wishes less commission."
Tags:fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, offer, offers, offering, final offer, treat, treats, biscuit, biscuits, pat, pats, good dog, praise, client, clients, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, mediation
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."
Tags:epa, environmental protection agency, environment, environmental protection, protection, mafia, gangster, mafias, gangsters, gangs, gang, seal, seals, deal, deals, trade, offer, offers, endanger, endangered species, pun, puns, endangering, protection racket, protection money, racketeers, cartel, cartels, syndicate
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
Tags:sale, sales, offer, offers, retailer, retailers, retail, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, merchandise, merchandising, out of business, going out of business, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, clerk, clerks, department store, department stores, customer, customers, lack of customers
"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, going out to play, come out to play, sport, sports, baseball, team, teams, play, playing, athlete, athletes, player, players, professional, professionals, big league, big leagues, major league, major leagues, money, incentive, incentives, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, agent, agents, manger, managers, management, million, millions, bargain, bargaining, salary, salaries, pay, professional sports, contract, contracts, free-agent, free-agents, offer, offers, offering, benefits
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, laid off, fired, unemployed, unemployment, termination, downsizing, severance, severance package, severance packages, redundancy, choice, choices, salsa, barbecue sauce, barbeque sauce, homemade, food, consolation, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, offer, offers, offering
Some Assembly Required
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobile, car showroom, car showrooms, automobile showroom, automobile showrooms, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, modern life, modern times, offer, offers, showroom, showrooms, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, expensive, pricey, overprice, flatpack, flatpack furniture, overpriced, assembly required, some assembly required
"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, penguin, penguins, antarctica, bird, birds, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, reality, reality tv, reality t.v., reality television, reality show, reality shows, offer, offers, entertainment, modern life
"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
Tags:mob, mob boss, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafia boss, bosses, boss, big boss, healthcare, health care, criminal, criminals, crime, crime syndicate, syndicate, insurance, health insurance, insured, bullet, bullets, danger, dangers, dangerous, organised crime, organized crime, medical plan, medical care, medicare, aca, wound, wounds, wounded, injured, injury, get well, get well soon, new job, job, jobs, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, superficial, contract, contractual, contracted, interview, offer, job offer
"Repeat that offer in a business setting...party talk is cheap."
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, price, prices, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, realistic, hairstyle, hairstyles, good hair, offer, offers, offering, money, bribery, bribe, bribes, inducement, inducing, inducements, every man has his price, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions