Offering Cartoons

Offering Cartoons

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"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."

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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."

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"You've been with us a long time, Winnie, and we're prepared to offer you a generous severance package."

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"Fresh-raked leaves?"

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Idol Gossip

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"I was comped."

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Regifts of the Magi

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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

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"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."

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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."

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Bedtime Of The Gods

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"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."

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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

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"Now and then I offer it a small sacrifice such as yourself."

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"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."

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"Repeat that offer in a business setting...party talk is cheap."

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"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"

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Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

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"All we can do is continue offering sacrifices and hope its magic power will return."

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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

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"I'm afraid you have miscounted your blessings, Reverend."

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"Would you like to come back to my place and face some uncomfortable truths?"

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