Offers Cartoons

Lunch Broker

"So make me an offer."

"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."

"We come to you with unbelievable savings."

"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

Mail-Order Yard Sale

One Stop Massage and Portrait

"4 eggs, no discernable style."

"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"

"Three wishes less commission."

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."

"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."

"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."

Some Assembly Required

"If we stand here long enough someone will offer us a reality show."

"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"

"Repeat that offer in a business setting...party talk is cheap."

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B