"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"
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"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."
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"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."
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"No—a bigger box."
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"One of those fish with the eyes on the same side to see you, sir."
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
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"Miss Crutchfield, have you gone mad?"
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"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."
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"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"
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"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."
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A businessman saws a woman in half.
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"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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"One more thing, Miss Kellogg. In line with our more aggressive marketing stance, I'd like you to start calling me Lefty."
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"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"
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"Pardon me, sir, it's your ten-o'clock cabal."
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"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."
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"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."
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"A robot was doing my job, but it quit."
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"...We remain, sincerely yours...."
"He's away attending to a personal matter, but he did leave a number where he can't be reached."
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