"Everybody's getting together after work to do some more work—you in?"
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"Not a chance."
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"I take it you won't be joining the conga line."
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"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."
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"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."
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"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."
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"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"
"Hey, it's good to finally put a face to the obnoxious emails."
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"Don't jump! No More Office Birthday Parties! We promise!"
"Merry Christmas, Folks. And I want to say I couldn't be president of this great company without the support of each and every one of you, or people very much like you."