"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
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"The entrance to my cubicle is three feet away. Please respect my partition."
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"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
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"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."
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"Senior Vice-President Buffington reporting, sir. Requests permission to advance and be recognized."
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"Remember, you weren't hired to think-you were hired because you have opposable thumbs."
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"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "
"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."
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"Nothing's wrong - it's a managerial technique I learned from my mother."
"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."
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"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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"I used to be known as Mr. Nice Guy, but I bought my way out."
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"Sir, all the junior executives join me in thanking you for sending down the cookies."
"The new scapegoats are in."
"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"
"Got your e-mail, thanks."
"It has come to my attention that someone here at management level has given a sucker an even break."
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"Do you want Regular Hold or our new Power Hold?"
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"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
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"That will be all, Mallison. I must say I like the way you kept your mouth shut throughout our little talk."
"I don't mean to keep popping in on you, sir, but I just naturally gravitate toward power."
"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"
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"Be frank, Jan. Do I look ousted?"
"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"
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