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"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
An executive sits at his desk smoking a cigar; a second cigar is sitting in the pen holder in front of him.
"I'm going to need a larger waste basket, Al, Marge and I want to start a family."
A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.
"I'm thinking Pearly Cubicles!"
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."
"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."