"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business suit, business suits, suit, suits, fashions, business clothes, business clothing, business attire, modern life, office worker, office workers, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, getting tattoos, getting tattooed, tattooed, convenient, convenience, hidden tattoo, hidden tattoos, illusion, illusions, mens fashion, men's fashion"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
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offices, office worker, office workers, connect the dots, connecting the dots, join the dots, joining the dots, repurposed, repurposing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bureaucracy, waste of time, wasting time, bad manager, bad managers, badly managed, bad managements, underappreciated, out of the loop, bad communication, reinventing, reinvention"I'd like to remind you again, Winfield, that daydreaming is only a part of the creative process."
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creative process, the creative process, creative, creativity, daydream, daydreaming, daydreamer, daydreamers, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, thought cloud, thought clouds, thought bubble, thought bubbles, lost in thought, monotony, monotonousExecu-Bar
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bar, pub, unprofessional, professionalism, executor, will, wills, probate"You've been warned, Hoskins."
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snake, snakes, corporate snake, corporate snakes, rattle snake, rattle snakes, work, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, office, offices, workplace, workplaces, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, manager, management, managers, managing, office life, office culture, office worker, office workers, threat, threaten, threatening, threats, middle management, middle manager, intimidation, intimidate, intimidations, intimidated"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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clichés, think outside the box, thinking outside the box, word play, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, cliche, ideas man, ideas men, innovator, innovators, creative thinking, creative thinker, creative thinkers, innovation, good ideas, bright ideas, equation, equations, formula, formulas, conformity, working environment, working environments, scientist, scientists, scientific, breakthrough, breakthroughs"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, therapy, counseling, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, childhood, child hood trauma, childish, childishness jack in a box, jack-in-a-box, teddy bear, teddy bears, teddy, teddies, bear, bears"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, overseas, at sea, offshoring, offshore job, offshore jobs, outsourcing, job outsourcing, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, break, breaks, writing break, writing breaks, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, take breaks, taking breaks, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, manager, managers, management, tip, tips, worklife, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, break room, break rooms, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, put off, putting off, work, works"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs"It's the only exercise I get."
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offices, office worker, office workers, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, exercise, exercising, broken lift, broken lifts, broken elevator, broken elevators, healthy living, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, elevator shaft, elevator shafts, lift shaft, lift shafts"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
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scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, scapegoater, scapegoaters, severance package, severance packages, ritual slaying, ritual slayings, golden parachute, golden parachutes, severance deal, severance deals, board, boards, boardroom, boardrooms, businessmen, businessman, office politics, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."
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steel drum, steel drums, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotes, corporate ladder, business ladder, corporate culture, businessmen, businessman, office politics, promotional ladder, promotional ladders, big account, big accounts, office worker, office workers, lawyer, lawyers, accountant, accountantsNo Dogs
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, dog, dogs, no dogs, defy, defiance, defying, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, break the rules, breaking the rules, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, discriminate, discrimination, workplace discrimination"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawings"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, unemployed, unemployment, out of work, discussion, discussions, business discussion, business discussions, business meeting, business meeting, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, offices, empty promise, empty promises, business talk, business speak, priorities, wrong priorities, bad prioritiesEscaping the Office
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, escape, escaping, escape artist, escape artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad job, bad jobs, modern expectation, modern expectations, overworked, overworking, climb out the window, climbing out the window, dummy, dummies, decoy, decoys, escape plan, escape plans"Make it quick—I only have a minute."
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manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, impatient, impatience, irony, ironic, modern life, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, out of touch, oblivious, obliviousness, rush, rushed, overworked, office worker, office workers, office work, bad manager, bad managers"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerations, prisoner, prisoners, ex-prisoner, ex-prisoners, ex-convict, ex-convicts, ex convict, ex convicts, ex con, ex cons, ex-con, ex-cons, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr, human resources, personnelPersonnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitaeOffice worker balloon.
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thanksgiving, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving day, parade balloon, parade balloons, carnival, carnival, celebration, celebrations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, irony, ironic, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."
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bar, pub, boring, boredom, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drown your sorrows, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, disapppointment, disappointments, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs"We're looking for people to fire."
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