"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
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A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."
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Children's Dream Bedtime Routine
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"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
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Madonna and Child, 2008
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A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.
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"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."
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"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."
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"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
"Quality time...quality time..."
"Mom, can you open this salami?"
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"Mom? Are you awake?"
"Mommy you're perfect!"
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How to sleep when you're a kid...
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"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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Children of Celebrity Canines
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents
"Why do you always have to be so paternalistic?"
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