Offspring Cartoons

Offspring Cartoons

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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."

Artist: Gross, Sam   Search ID: CC41405   High Res: 2033x1005 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: cats, freak out, kittens, spayed, pets, spayed, neutered, fixed, cat, pet, prank, pranks, pranking, kitten, offspring, baby, babies, freaks out, freaking out, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, responsible, responsibility, frighten, frightens, frightening, family planning, birth control

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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."

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"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

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A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

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Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

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Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

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Madonna and Child, 2008

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"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

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Children of Celebrity Canines

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"I see, your name is Dad. And what family did you say you're with?"

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"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

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"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

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"Having kids was the biggest mistake I ever made five thousand times."

Artist: Steed, Edward   Search ID: CC138287   High Res: 3379x1364 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: children, child, kid, kids, fish, fishies, mother, mothers, parent, parents, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, spawning, breeding, breeds, fish eggs, offspring, large family, aquatic, underwater, regretting, sad, repeat, repeated, fertilizing, personified, personified fish, relatable, parental, father, fathers, dad, dads, mum, mom, mums, moms

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"Quality time...quality time..."

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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."

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How to sleep when you're a kid...

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"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

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"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

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"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."

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A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

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"Nothing personal, Dad, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask too many questions about my boys' club."

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"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

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What to Expect When You're Expecting

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"Mom, can you open this salami?"

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