"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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animal, animals, tortoise, old married couple, old married couples, old-married-couple, old-married-couples, giant tortoise, tortoises, giant tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, old, old age, ageing, aging, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, lifespan, wife, wives, husband, husbands, long life, long-life, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"
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angry, anger, temper, age, disappointment, disappointed, confused, angered, angers, old, retirement, newspapers, news, headlines, controversy, controversial, confusion, disbelief, outrage, outraged, old age, grandparent, grumpy, tetchy, testy, irritable, irritated"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."
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al, al gore, vp, vice president, former vice president, vice presidents, former vice presidents, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, democrat, democrats, democratic, old men, old, man, men, old man, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, gentlemen's club, club, clubs, republican, republicansOld Psychics' Home
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nursing home, nursing homes, esp, psychic, old, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, blizzard, blizzards, snow, snowing, snowed, snowy, snow storm, snow storms, weather, fortune teller, fortune tellers, pseudo science, history, blizzard of 78, futureFull Moon
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, tattoo, tattoos, getting a tattoo, full moon, full moons, insanity, crazy, strange, idea, ideas, sudden, impulse, impulsive"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life"Any experience?"
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirementAn old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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men, man, mirror image, mirror images, look-alike, look-alikes, dress-alike, doppleganger, doppelganers, double, doubles, twins, twin, duplicate, duplicates, clone, clones, copy, copies, similar, double-take, double-takes, double take, double takes, old vs. young, youth, young, younger, young man, young men, old, old man, old men, older, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, elderly, senior, cane, canes, future, street, streets, street scene, street scenes, suit, suits, men's clothing"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
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secondhand, reused, reheated, old, used, reheated coffee, old coffee, coffee, store, shop, books, books, bookstore, bookshop, secondhand book, secondhand books, recycling, recycle, reuse, reheat, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, business, store front, consumerism, merchandising, capitalism, shopping, side business"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adult, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licenceThird-Degree White Belt
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karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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pyramids, pyramid, ancient pyramids, ancient pyramid, pyramid of giza, pyramids of giza, great pyramid of giza, great pyramids of giza, egyptians, egypt, ancient egypt, egyptian, slavery, understatement, understated, slaver, slave driver, construction, construct, constructs, thank, thanking, thanks, building, build, consolation, history, old, historical, ancient, ancients, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, romance, romantic, love, first meeting, first date, first dates, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, 50, fifty, mixed, ambivalent, undecided, unsure, feeling, feelings, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adult, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparentDavid Blaine, Age 60
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david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
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age, aging, unintentional, aged, growing old, older, old, old age, middle age, intentions, confused, confusion, time, times, chat, chatting, friend, friends, unexpected, unanticipated, surprised, regret, regrets"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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witch, witches, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, literature, stereotype, stereotypes, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, comfort, comfortable"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out