"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
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"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
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The Angina Monologues
"Long time no see!"
"Everything was better back when everything was worse."
"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."
"What the hell do you want kelp for?"
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"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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"So, how long have you been old?"
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"The knees are the first thing to go."
"It's true. We do shrink as we get older."
Old Man Doll
Old Lady Paper Doll
Frosty, the Golden Years
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"Ah, to be young again."
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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
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"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"He used to own a muscle car."
"Mr Dennison is survived by his long-term companion, Rusty."
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"Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour."