"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
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"Let's swap some cats today."
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"
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"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"A monkey winked at me this morning."
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
"May I represent you across the street?"
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"What do you think they put on the cat lover's pizza?"
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Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
"I'll take three dozen bottles."
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"I also do suicides."
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A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
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"And this, I suppose, is where all the hanky-panky goes on."
This seat reserved for little old Jewish ladies with shopping bags and plastic rainhats
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"Harry always said genetic engineering would be a big mistake!"
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"The other one's on the ground in Afghanistan."
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"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."
"He had a hat!"
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"When are we going for lunch?"
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"I see the new dentures are still making you spit a little, Gramma."