"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
Tags:old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth
"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
Tags:disinherit, disinheriting, disinherited, heir, heirs, inheritance, animal heir, animal heirs, pet heir, pet heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, wealth, neglect, kid, kids, old lady, old ladies, will, wills, last will and testimony
"Let's swap some cats today."
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
Tags:woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes
"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, robbed, robber, robbers, robbery, mugged, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, entitlement, entitled, old people, elder, elders, elderly, old man, old men, old woman, old women, old lady, old ladies, arrogance, arrogant, angry, anger, description, characteristics
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, depreciate, depreciating, depreciation, belittle, belittling, belittled, family, families, old age, old people, old lady, old woman
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"A monkey winked at me this morning."
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, baggage, luggage, confrontation, confronting, old age, age, ageing, aging, old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, flirt, flirty
"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
Tags:lineup, lineups, witness, witnesses, escalator, escalators, rage, rages, raging, lose control, losing control, lose temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, crowd, crowds, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping spree, shopping sprees, self-control, old lady, old woman, inconsiderate, disproportionate response, disproportionate responses, identify, identifies, identifying, police lineup, police lineups, cop, cops, christmas season, black friday
"May I represent you across the street?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, represent, representing, representation, legal representation, legal representative.legal representative, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, old woman, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, little old lady, cross the street, crossing the street, cross the road, crossing the road, little old lady crossing the road, help, assist, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people, take advantage, taking advantage, client, clients, malpractice, malpractices
Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery
Tags:store, stores, storefront, bakery, bakeries, old lady, little old lady, lil old lady, grandma, window, windows, shop, shopfront, shops, shopping, pastries, pastry, patisserie, old people, age, aged, ageing, ages, old age, gossip, gossiping, chat, chatting, chatty, talkative, talking, talk, talks, company, tmi, too much information, overshare, over share, over-share, family, families
"What do you think they put on the cat lover's pizza?"
Tags:old lady, old ladies, elderly, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, old woman, old women, dining, restaurant, restaurants
"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."
Tags:communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, pianist, piano, pianos, pianists, dance, dancing, dances, dancer, old lady, little old lady, classical, classic, classics
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
"I'll take three dozen bottles."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, aroma, aromas, scent, scents, misunderstanding, department, store, department stores, customer request, customer requests, french, language, chat, chatty, old lady, old ladies, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, gossip, chatting, shopping, shopper, shoppers, woman, women
"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"
Tags:embroider, embroidery, embroidered, grandma, memaw, gross, grossed, gross-out, gross out, cross stitch, cross-stitch, stitch, stitched, craft, crafts, crafty, knitting, knitted, grandmothers, old age, old lady, hobby, hobbies, bedbug, bedbugs, yuck, bug, bugs, insect, insects, infest, infested, infestation, infestations, grandkid, grandkids, bad grandma
"I also do suicides."
Tags:mercy killing, assisted suicide, old age, elderly, elder, elders, age, ages, ageing, aging, death, die, died, dead, dying, good deed, good deeds, euthanasia, euthanize, euthanized, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, kid, kids, child, children, club, clubs, old lady, old ladies, old people, youth
"How's your old lady?"
A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, nana, nanas, nan, nans, nanny, nannies, grannies, grandmom, grandmoms, grandmum, grandmum, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, hobby, hobbies, crafting, sewing, quilting, quilt, quilts, quilter, quilters, handicrafts, animal, animals, reptile, reptiles, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, shell, shells, pattern, patterns, life expectancy, long life
"And this, I suppose, is where all the hanky-panky goes on."