Old Man Cartoons

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC41969
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2231x1716 pixels (unwatermarked)
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supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees

"Any experience?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123066
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4320x4147 pixels (unwatermarked)
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC133697
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4700x3630 pixels (unwatermarked)
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trophy wife, trophy wives, young wife, young wives, rich, rich man, rich old man, old man, old men, may-december romance, may-december romances, nepotism, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, ceo, ceos, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy family, wealthy families, estate tax, motivation, motivations, sex-driven, sex drive, sex drives, dirty old men, sex-addicted

Geezer crossing.

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC36904
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2149x2371 pixels (unwatermarked)
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crossing sign, crossing signs, xing, xing sign, geezer, geezers, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, geese, road hazard, road hazards, pedestrian, pedestrians, ped xing, inconvenience, dangerous road, dangerous roads, driving hazard, driving hazards

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC32446
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2224x1703 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, pop, mom, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, grandmothers, grand father, grand mother, grand kid, grand kids, old, old age, elder, elderly, woman, women, park, parks, play park, play parks, area, areas, reserve, reserved, reservation, men, old men, old man, man, older dad, older, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, modern life

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC121743
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3250x2355 pixels (unwatermarked)
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obituary, uobituaries, trophy wife, trophy wives, old man, old men, grump, grumpy, grumps, hateful, bigot, bigots, bigotry, ageism, ageist, widely-anticipated, article, articles, cocktail party, cocktail parties, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, dying, enemy, enemies, hatred, hatreds, old hatred, worst enemy, worst enemies, frenemy, frenemies, cutting, comment, comments, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, party, parties

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC28797
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2144x1661 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the ass, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners

"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC36754
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2006x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC124974
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5148x5730 pixels (unwatermarked)
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monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparent

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC125270
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3006x3741 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grump, grumps, grumpy, old man, old men, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, growing old, nasty, old person, old people, grouch, grouches, grouchy, surly

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24998
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1687x2195 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rap, rapper, rappers, raps, rapping, music, musicians, musician, musical, age, ageing, aged, old, old age, older, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 90s, 90s kids, 1990s, 1990, 90s kids, underwear, underwears, underwear model, underwear models, models, fashion models, fashion model, modelling, old man, old men, ravage, ravages of time, faux pas, fashion faux pas, out dated, out-dated

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC138612
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2945x2647 pixels (unwatermarked)
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waistline, waistlines, high waist, high-waisted, trousers, pants, old man, old men, grow old, grows old, growing old, diagnosis, diagnoses, prognosis, prognoses, birthday, birthdays, get old, getting old, age, ages, ageing, aging, dorky

"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32246
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2369x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old, old age, older, elder, elderly, oap, o.a.p., o a p, old coot, coot, death, dying, dead, died, dying wish, wishes, wish, family, families, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, racy, old man, old men, death bed, terminal, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies

"And no hitting below where a normal person wears his belt."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134686
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3023x2754 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boxing, boxers, boxer, ring, boxing ring, boxed, referee, ref, referees, umpire, umpires, umpiring, old, old man, old men, belt, belts, below the belt, high belt, fight, fights, fighting, old age, aging, age, aged, grandparent, grandparents, fighters, boxing gloves

The seven ages of dudes

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC139639
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4596x4002 pixels (unwatermarked)
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life stages, stages, stage, ages, age, stages of life, ageing, getting older, growing, growing up, childhood, adulthood, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, child, children, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, adults, middle-age, middle-aged, middle age, middle aged, old, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old man, dude, dudes, boy, boys, men, man, male, males, little

The three ages of man

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC136768
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life stages, stage, stages, ageing, age, ages, stages of life, life, getting older, growing up, young, younger, child, children, kid, kids, young man, young men, same age, middle-aged, middle-age, middle aged, middle aged, old, older, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old man, old men, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, health, healthy, healthcare, men, man

"You're late."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123226
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3930x3967 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, dying, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, late, tardy, tardiness, lateness, black humour, black humor, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, watch, watches, clock, clocks, waiting for death

"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC68126
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2184x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps

"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC35653
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merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, sex drive, sex drives, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302710
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old people, old man, old men, old age, ageing, aging, retire, retirement, retiring, retired, bar, bars, pub, pubs, elderly, exaggerate, exaggerating, exaggeration, exaggerations, dramatic, over the top, senior moment, senior moments, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married

"Retired."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX304130
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5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
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retire, retired, retiring, retirement, old age, old people, old man, old men, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, oap, old age pensioners, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC38950
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1941x1388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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singer, singers, sing, song, songs, songwriter, songwriters, music, musician, musicians, old age, old people, old man, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, entertainment, hype, music business, show business, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, performer, performers, hollywood, record label, record labels, agent, agents, manager, managers

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC44247
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1860x1351 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, sugar baby, sugar babies, gold digger, gold diggers, love, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, old age, old man, old men, old people, age, ageing, aging, retire, retired, retirement, dying, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens

"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
EQ100185
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3105x4670 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, avid golfer, avid golfers, putt, putts, putting, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, shower, showers, in the shower, disbelief, denial, incredulity, surprise, shock, depression, practice, practising, practicing, near miss, near-miss, near misses, near-misses, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, men, man, old man, old men, stereotype, stereotypes

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC144421
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2850x3119 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hide and seek, game, games, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, angel of death, grim reaper, grim reapers, nursing home, nursing homes, old people, old person, elderly, elders, elder, old man, old men, old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women