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Old Married Couple Cartoons
Old Married Couple cartoon 1 of 105
"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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"Relax, honey - change is good."
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"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"
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married life, marriage, old married couple, married couple, relationship, relatiohships, snide comment, snide comments, belittle, belittling, unhappy marriage, unhappy relationship, long term relationship, busy, housework, being busy, lazy, laziness, quiet time, downtime, rest, gender stereotype, gendered work, chores, chore, busybody, busybodies, bicker, bickers, bickering, active, active lifestyle, couch potatoOld Married Couple cartoon 5 of 105
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
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"I love you anyway, too."
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, feeling, feelings, hurt feelings, hurt felling, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communication skills, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, advice, help, draw the line, drawing the line, sushi, eating out, out to eat, low standard, low standards, expectation, expectations, lowered, food crime, food crimes, foodie, foodies, food lover, food loversOld Married Couple cartoon 9 of 105
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
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"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, tv, television, t v, distracted, distract, distraction, in the way, in my way, sport, sports, the game, season, football, sport, american football, breakup, break up, breakups, break upsOld Married Couple cartoon 11 of 105
"We've learned so much from each other that you remind me of me."
Old Married Couple cartoon 12 of 105
"We can't even agree on how cold it is."
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"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."
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"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."
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"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."
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"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
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"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."
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"I can tell you're upset."
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"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, dinner party, eating out, out to eatOld Married Couple cartoon 20 of 105
"You've got a green light - use it!"
Old Married Couple cartoon 21 of 105
"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
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"O.K., Larry, out with it-who's Mom?"
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"We never close, do we, Howard?"
Old Married Couple cartoon 24 of 105
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"You never buy anything I want."
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