Old Married Couple Cartoons

"Don't even think about it, buster!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"I love you anyway, too."

"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"We've learned so much from each other that you remind me of me."

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"

"I might remind you, John, that 'Lorraine never stops yakking' is not yet grounds for divorce in the state of Ohio."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I can tell you're upset."

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"O.K., Larry, out with it-who's Mom?"

"We never close, do we, Howard?"

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

"You never buy anything I want."