"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"
"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."
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"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
Pensioner carries sedan chair.
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"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."
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"Look after Foster, will you, Kendall? He's the new kid on the block."
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"Old?" she laughed. "I don't think of you as old."
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
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"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
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"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"
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"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"In my day, people died."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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