"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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" I was never for the eighties."
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"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."
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"Am I boring you, kid?"
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How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.
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"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."
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"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"Life was primitive. Both bankruptcy and divorce were still no-nos."
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"You youngsters give me your vote on Election Day and I guarantee this sunshine center will be hoppin' with babes 24/7."
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"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"
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"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."
"Being wretched keeps me grounded."
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"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."
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"I never noticed any damn baby boom, did you?"
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"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
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Snapping a wishbone.
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New Chess Pieces
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Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive
"Now, try to think of yourself in a silver frame on a piano in the twenty-first century."