Old Testament Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Red Cards

"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."

Noah's Ark Paper Airplane

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

Moses' Reading Glasses

"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"

"And thanks for the potluck."

"Apple Smoothie?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

"Use a five iron!"

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."