"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."
" I was never for the eighties."
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"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."
"On the gentleman's left!"
"I've just come back from the future, where computers fit in pockets, cars drive themselves, and anonymous strangers can add literally any thought they have to the end of an article!"
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"You will arrive at your destination...in...five...months..."
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"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."
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"I thought it was my turn to gather."
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Old Country Buffet.
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"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."
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