Old West Cartoons

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"Your barn door is open."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"I can help you guys form a union."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"

"I begged him to get help."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Very High Noon