"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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Tags:employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement
An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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"It's not that I'm old. I've always been a lousy driver."
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
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"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger woman
"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, old married couple, age, aged, ageing, ages, old, older, elderly, old age, old people, memory, memories, remember, remembered, miss-remembered, can't remember, bad memory, memory loss, husband, husbands, excuse, excuses, wives, wife, couple, couples, romance, romantic, pretentious, spin, spinning, live in the now, living in the now
75 Years: The Commemorative Issues
"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, age, aging, old, older, younger, teenager, confirmation, confirming, generations, generation, generation gap, fashion, fashions, paranoia, paranoid
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
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Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
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"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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Older cousin press
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"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."
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The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
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