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"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World
"Oh, my God. Old people."