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The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
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"You're either the olive or the Martini."
"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."
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Cross eyed and crossed pits
Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.
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Eating the Cocktail Olive
"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."
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Popeye Switches to Kale.
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Two cavemen are carrying a pair of olives skewered on a stick towards a giant martini glass outside their cave.
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Diver Reaches For Martini Olive
"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"
"You want your olive?"
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What the hell did I do last night?
"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."
The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.
"An olive or a twist?"
"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."
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"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."
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"Take us to your vodka."
Olive Martini Guillotine
Olives, Gin, Vermouth.