"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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Recipe from the American Cheese Council.
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"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
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"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."
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Food of the Demigods
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"My whole life stretches out before me as a series of egg-white omelettes."
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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."
Sunday Morning Prayer Breakfast
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"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."
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