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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"
"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."
"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.
God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.
"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"