"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
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"Keep your eyes on your own screen."
"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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"Are you sure you're not just trying to get back at Josh by sleeping with his avatar?"
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"Go out and play? What is this, 1962?"
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"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"
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"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"
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"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
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"I can't wait to see what you're like online."
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"When you Instagram me, I feel cheap."
"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."