"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
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"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
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"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"That's just a bush that happens to be on fire - I'm over here."
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
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