"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
Tags:prize, prizes, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, on fire, fire, flames, flaming, host, hosts, contestant, contestants, game show, game shows, tv, t.v., television, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, money, cash, winner, winners, winning, life saving, desperation, desperate, survival instinct, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, no choice, in danger
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
Tags:star, stars, emptiness, space, void, voids, on fire, fire, fires, campfires, deep, profound, intense, misunderstand, misunderstood, attribute, attributes, camping, camps, camped, heat, warm, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, sky, stargazing, star gazing, stargazers, stargaze, heat, insignificant, small, tiny
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
Tags:religion, religious, pray, praying, power of prayer, prayer, prayers, faith, god, belief, belief in god, believer, believers, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, house fire, house fires, house, houses, home, homes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, fleeing, escaping, justice, karma, revenge, retribution, right, correct
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"That's just a bush that happens to be on fire - I'm over here."
Don T's Inferno
Tags:dante, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, inferno, infernos, burning, on fire, aflame, fire, pouring petrol on a fire, pour gas on the fire, add fuel to the fire, america, united states, us, u.s., usa, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, black lives matter, #blacklivesmatter, racism, police brutality, police violence, end police violence, police killings, police killing, institutional racism, endemic racism, anti-racism protest, anti-racism protests, protest, protests, protester, protesters
Where the hokey pokey went wrong.
"The woman at 911 is very snippy."
Tags:helpline, emergency helpline, emergency helplines, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, hotline, hotlines, helplines, snippy, rude, condescending, mean, sharp, curt, curt tone, snippy tone, condescending tone, fire, fire fight, fire fighter, fire fighters, ablaze, on fire, massive fire, unhelpful, look down on, cheek, cheeky, patronize, patronizing, 911, catastrophe, catastrophic
"Boy, that extra 1.5º Celsius makes a big difference up here."
"Do you have any history of your hair being on fire?"
"I feel a draft."
Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building
"Hey fellows, this one's open."
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
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"Ou est le feu?"
Tags:french, french language, french speaker, french speaking, where is the fire, fire, fires, on fire, car, cars, vintage car, vintage cars, motorbike, motorbikes, police, police officer, policeman, policemen, military officer, military officers, military, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
The discovery of fire and comedy
Where the hokey pokey went wrong
"Honey, you're snoring."
"Honey, you're snoring."