"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
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"He was deemed a flight risk."
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"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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"I've told you not to do that to the jury."
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"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"
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The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin
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"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
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"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"
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"Crime simply does not pay for women, yet."