"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."
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"Will you call me?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"
"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"You just missed her."
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"Those are prison tattoos."
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"Talk long-term commitment to me."
"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
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"It's drive-by dating."
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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"Look, you seem nice, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I was really drunk when we met, got married and bought this house."
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"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."
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"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."
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"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"
"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"
"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."