"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."
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"Will you call me?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"You just missed her."
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"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
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"It's drive-by dating."
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"
"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
"Well, how convenient."
"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."
"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
"I really would've just settled for some spare change."
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Last Tango in Wisconsin
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