"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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"We met online."
"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."
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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
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"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
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"It's like the minute they see 'Charlie Manson' on your dating profile all you get are the crazy ones."
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"I sure lucked out with you!"
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"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."
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"My computer is saying, 'You, you, you!'"
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"We haven't actually dated yet; we're still only texting each other."
"You really are every bit as graceful as your profile said you were."