"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
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"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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Add to Cart
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Click here to enter Espresso Bar.
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Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime
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"I got it from eBay."
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Alexa and the Genie
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Mermaid Online Shopping
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"They looked smaller on the website."
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"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
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Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.
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The Temptation of Alan Greenspan
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"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
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"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"
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"You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon."
"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"
"It's a new service from Amazon. They send you something every day and if you don't like it, you just send it back."
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"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
A coffin is carelessly delivered