"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
Add to Cart
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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"They looked smaller on the website."
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"I bought three new suits in one swat!"
"By the way, I've ordered a new set of worldly possessions."
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"Oh. Your ad said that they had never been worn. And that they were baby shoes."
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"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"
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"Thank YOU Amazon!"
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"It's like 'add to shopping cart' is her middle name."
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