Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!
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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
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"Are you open, emotionally?"
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
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"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."
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The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
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"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
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"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
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"Technically, we have an open marriage, but so far there's just Michael and me."
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"I know these are things you don't want to hear, but I'm enjoying the hell out of saying them."
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Yes! We're Open!
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"I miss cubicles."
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"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
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"Wait. Let me have one more try."
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The Beach is Open!
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"Hey fellows, this one's open."
"Open up for the cleaning crew."