Operations Cartoons

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"Clear!"

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"

"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Moving as a board game.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"It would be a great honor for me to be counted as one of your successes."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Spork."

"Hey, c'mon. This isn't brain surgery."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."

"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."