Opportunist Cartoons

Opportunist Cartoons

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Opportunist cartoon

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

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Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.

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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

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"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."

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"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

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A psychiatrist puts on a woman's mink coat looks in the mirror while she talks.

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A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.

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"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

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"And so, while the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit."

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"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."

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Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

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"All of the art work is for sale."

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Watch Salesman

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"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."

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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."

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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."

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"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

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"Beware of the Rack Rats"

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