A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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"And so, while the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit."
"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"All of the art work is for sale."
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Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
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"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."
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"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
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"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, light at the end of the tunnel, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, battery, batteries, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, last chance, last chance to buy, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing, tactics, taking advantage, sales man, sales men, sales people, sales person, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, vendor, vendors, unscrupulous, unscrupulousness
"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."
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"Beware of the Rack Rats"
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"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."
Tags:profit, profits, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, dog, dogs, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, profiteer, opportunist, opportunists, business opportunity, business opportunities, father christmas, santa claus, xmas, saint nick, saint nicholas