Opportunities Cartoons

Opportunities Cartoons

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Opportunities cartoon

"Actually, Lou, I think it was more than just my being in the right place at the right time. I think it was my being the right race, the right religion, the right sex, the right socioeconomic group, having the right accent, the right clothes, going to the right schools..."

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"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

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"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

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"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

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"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

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"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."

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"Great! Several positions just opened up."

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"Damnit, I knew you weren't ready for the big picture!"

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"Damnit, I knew you weren't ready for the big picture!"

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"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

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"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."

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"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

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"In this great land of ours, anyone can grow up to be Vice-President."

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"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

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"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

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"Larry is a white male, but he hasn't been able to do much with it."

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"All my children have the potential I never could afford."

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