"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
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"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
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"I married for contrast."
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
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"All the wrong people are right."
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Passengers checking for their train
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"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, doom, doomed, doctor, doctors, rib, ribs, bbq, barbecue, pig, pigs, pork, vet, vets, veterinarian, hospital, hospitals, bad news
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, breathe, inhale, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, test results, results, bloodwork, blood work, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosed, flip, flipped, invert, inverted, opposite, opposites
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
A shepherd herds clouds.
"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"
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"There they all are again..."
"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"
Tags:quirk, quirks, quirky, meet cute, meeting cute, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, manic pixie dream girl, manic pixie dream girls, out of control, pretentious, pretentiousness, affected, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, frizz, frizzy hair, curly hair, date, dates, dating, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts, flirty, flirtation, flirtations, bow, bows, control freak, control freaks, opposite, opposites, opposites attract
"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
"What the hell do men want?"
"I say 'fiesta,' you say 'siesta'."
Tags:fiesta, fiestas, siesta, siestas, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, napped, party, parties, party animal, party animals, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, opposites attracts, carnival, carnivals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, hobby, pastime, pastimes, relaxation
Dog and owner pulling in different directions
"I'm more of a day owl."
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
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Nothing for me, thanks.
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, newspaper, newspapers, desk signs, entertainment, business, interests, different interests, opposites, opposite, opposites attract, morning routines, morning routine, routine, routines, news
"Oh them, They're contrarians."